im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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