SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
