Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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