Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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