Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dear god my vagina.
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