I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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