i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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