so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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