was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
