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I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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