woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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