Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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