It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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