I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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