I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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