Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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