I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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