I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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