His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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