no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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