have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There's a naked man in my car right now.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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