It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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