So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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