...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
