I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Floor bacon is actually really good
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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