I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I touched a dick in church today
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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