I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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