In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
nutella sex= disaster
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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