the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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