Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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