Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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