I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You can make out without kissing
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