I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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