Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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