Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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