no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
50% drunk capacity currently
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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