is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
