I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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