susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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