I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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