Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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