He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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