if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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