But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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