whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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