i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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