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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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