i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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