yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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