I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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