Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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