Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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