how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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