? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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