i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Randomize
