I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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