how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
